yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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