her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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