Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
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