Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
