they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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