I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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