cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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