Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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