I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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