would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I pour the whiskey from now on
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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