last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Even my vagina gasped.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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