kristin has been a bad kristin
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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