Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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