I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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