Its about making memories worth repressing
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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