But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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