a queef is a wish your heart makes.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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