How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize
