I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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