How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I want to stick my p in your. b.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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