that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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