with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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