3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
i think im in europe. pls send help
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Randomize
