I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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