Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Girls should come with a carfax report
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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