Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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