shes about as inviting as chlamydia
It was confusing and full of hummus
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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