I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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