I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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