He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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