Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I want to be your penis for a week.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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