Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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