Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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