I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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