TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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