so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
is that a dick in a sweater?
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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