im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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