me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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