is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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