I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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