Just cropdusted the office
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
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