just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
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