he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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