only if we run a train.
done.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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