I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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