But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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