I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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