your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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