used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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