So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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