apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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