Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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